A section of Nigeria Twitter community is presently buzzing with hilarious reactions following a tweet from a man seeking a phantom break up with his girlfriend.
The Twitter user @AsiwajuLerry had whimsically asked other users to recommend tips to break up with a partner this festive season, probably in an attempt to escape the expenses that come with the season.
He tweeted:
Anybody with relationship break up tips? please help a brother. It’s 23rd already and this shit is already getting real.
Reacting to the call for help, other social media users have camped in the comment section of the tweet posting hilarious tweets.
A user advised him to ask the lady to defend her O’level result.
@OmideyiOlaide tweeted:
Just call and accuse her of giving you STD. It works like magic. If she is not sleeping round, she will be very upset and leave you alone. If she is doing something on the side with someone, guilty conscience will make her stay away from you. Win win situation. Problem solved
— Olaide ideyi (@OmideyiOlaide) 23 December 2019
Some also advised him to use a fake STD or HIV result as an excuse to break up.
See other reactions:
Man up and say it’s over for no reason simple
— UK HEADNUT (@UkHeadnut) 23 December 2019
Install tinder, insta msg, badoo, maks sure she sees it and msg all the girls there. Then follow her reactions. But if she says she tot she is the only one using the apps. Kn that u r finished. She don break up with u since
— engr_semo (@EmovonMoses) 23 December 2019
So it will start with a magic trick ehn
Then tell her to closer her eyes
Then tell to open her eyes and boom! She’s single?— Ibukunoluwa (@_ibukunayomide) 23 December 2019
Tell her you went to the doctor for an HIV test and the result didn’t come out good
— Safran?? (@safran_yusuf) 23 December 2019
Ask her to defend her 0’Level results…
— TA YO (@omobolanleomot3) 23 December 2019
Borrow money from someone promise to pay back in 30mins.
Save the persons number as “Laide luv”
Leave the phone where she can see it when the calls start coming in.Check your DM consultants fee invoice payment details.
Merry Christmas— Mr.X (@TroubleMan01) 23 December 2019
Just wake her up and tell her its over bcos she didn’t brush in the midnight…
— Oyefeso Ayotunde ⚓ (@AyDarector) 23 December 2019
I’m chatting with you and you’re busy breathing ,I can see you don’t have my time ,it’s over
— TOBAtweets (@tweetsoftoba) 23 December 2019
Buy two eggs, tell her to fry one and boil one…
When she does, tell her she fried the wrong one and boiled the wrong one also..
Then breakup with the reason that she’ll defy you if the relationship gets into marriage?— That weird guy? (@olaprinz) 23 December 2019
So you just gonna break someone’s daughter heart just like that. Men are scum?
That being said, tell her you have a spiritual wife and She kills any girl she sees with with you. Thank me later
— Chief Dreay???? (@Sir_darmy) 23 December 2019