An army officer has narrated how she almost died after a s3x toy got stuck in her private parts.

The officer who disclosed that she had been stationed away from home for almost a year said that she had to get something to give herself a measure of pleasure.

Unfortunately, what appears ‘fulfilling’ and pleasurable almost took her life.

Filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love session with a lavender-coloured v!brator went h0rribly wrong, she said; “So basically I am in the military, I’ve been away from home for almost a year. So for me being away from home means I’ve got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy.

“The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

“I shouldn’t do that because level one, level two, it’d be sending me to heaven every single time.I cranked that thing up to level six – it’s a different vibration with little suction things.”

Noting that the s3x toy sent her to “heaven” and back within three to five seconds she said; “I’m in heaven and suddenly I realise I couldn’t get it out of me.

“I try pull the toy out and it wouldn’t come out – the suction cup was not moving. I couldn’t get myself up because my body is so weak that I’m on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out.”

Reports have it that she was later taken to the hospital where the s3x toy was removed from her body.

Having had a close shave with death, once she returned home she made sure to dispose of the s3x toy.

Reacting to her post, @zsavier_optimum_hairlaundry said; “Gallant soldier don land for ICU cos of toy 😂 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

@bube_aji said; “Imagine if God asks you what killed you in heaven and you having to explain in front of other people.😂

@kokozillionaire said; “May we not buy enjoyment that will kill us oh

@real.fine_boy said; “Normally sweet thing da kill person. She wasn’t informed 😂

@quin_yettyp said; “Na sex toy wey get thunderbolt 4 body she buy”.