Reno Omokri, former aide to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, has spoken-out regarding the recession in Nigeria.
Omokri, who is now in the US, posted a short piece on his Facebook page titled: “What Recession Does to People!”
In the brief article, Omokri blasted President Muhammadu Buhari, Vice President Prof. Yemi Osinbajo and other important persons within the Nigerian society.
Below is the very brief piece on the effects of recession:
“When recession hits the economy it leads to inflation.
“When it hits INEC it leads to ‘inconclusive elections’. When it hits APC they turn Graduate to Conductors.
“When it hits Davido he stops singing ’emi omo baba olowo’ and starts singing ‘gba be oshi’.
“When it hits P-Square- they stop singing ‘chop my money’ and start singing ‘bank alert’.
“When it hits Nollywood stars they stop flashing cleavage and bum and start flashing you with calls.
“When it hits Emoney, he stops spraying dollar with spraying machine and starts spraying Naira by hand.
“When it hits UAC they start making gala with sausage only at the end and none in the middle.
“But when it hits President Muhammadu Buhari he stops promising change and starts blaming Goodluck Jonathan!”
