Siblings are the best but they can also be a pain in your butt sometimes; the drama they constantly put up when they need something from you can either cause you to go on a guilt trip or just hide from the world.
I remember this day I went online and saw that my brother had posted a lot of my pictures on his status with words like my big mummy, my ride or die, the only one who listens, the best sister in the world etc…
You can’t begin to imagine my joy, what a brother I thought.
He, however, calls me that evening and says how are you big mummy and before I can respond he drops the call.
Cheerful me calls back and he says I don’t have card MTN just took my credit and I just loaded I don’t even have money I’m broke, I have not eaten in days, I didn’t want to disturb you so I didn’t call if you see me I’m dying, I’m your only brother please help me, I can’t be begging when I have you and soon as I said I would do something about it next week, my picture on his status reduced by three and the next words on his status were “delay is not denial, I just have to be strong.”
A Twitter user who recently had his sibling try to blackmail him into sending him money posted his experience and this has attracted a lot of hilarious reactions from users who also share similar experiences.
See his tweet and some of their reactions below:
So I told my little brother no today and he flooded his status pic.twitter.com/P334JLbWyF
— swift? (@igweSWIFT) March 16, 2020
— swift? (@igweSWIFT) March 16, 2020
Hmm.. Yall are lucky Sha…. My kid sis will always threaten me, saying she wee go and be sleeping around if I don’t give her.. ? ? ? ?….. I am jx tired
— |Davemarz| (@davemarz1) March 16, 2020
Nope. This is from a mutual friend. My Elder bro saw it too so.. pic.twitter.com/GBEN5eT2YC
— swift? (@igweSWIFT) March 16, 2020
My bby sis asked me for 10k for aso ebi and sewing, I gave her 7k….after wedding she uploaded some pics, I screenshot n put on my status….dis girl legit told me to delete it that I have no right to upload her pics until I give her the remaining 3k ??
— olalekan (@lekzzy_b) March 16, 2020
Another one….e be things my eyes don see ??? pic.twitter.com/qDYDNHKXAV
— olalekan (@lekzzy_b) March 16, 2020
Bro let me show you my Lil bro chat…….
So naturally I love making a list of what I will wear before wearing them…. So this morning I was prepping for work and I had a list of clothing in mind….. Only to open my wardrobe and can’t find it…. I had to chat this rebel up… pic.twitter.com/tFXT4QfG35— The Seventh Man (@officialTiman) March 16, 2020
Literally he left the country with nothing, and told no body only for us to find out through his WhatsApp status..he only has privileges to my casual wears… Lil brother are like private devil’s you can’t cast and bind.
— The Seventh Man (@officialTiman) March 16, 2020
It’s how ya’ll lastborns feel entitled to OUR money that pains us.
I think from this day onwards, all man to himself.?— Three Eyed Raven (@Nathan_00_7) March 16, 2020
I ones told my brother bro to study hard so he can pass he’s jamb this time he went straight to Facebook and updated “hustle o make them no think say u be dummy”
— table shaker?? (@iamazibagiri) March 16, 2020
I did the aproko doctor thing and sent my brother “thank you for being in my life” he replied with “I don’t have money”. This guy wasn’t even blunt?
— Child of the world!✌️ (@Allyncaramel) March 16, 2020
This is so hilarious ?? … I remember when my baby bro ask me for money to buy Adidas sneakers , told him I’m broke at the moment . maybe next time and he said “How can you be broke? , Is it possible for you to be broke?” ? … and he posted “Everyman for himself”
— FlawlessBalqis (@FlawlessBalqis) March 16, 2020
And that was how my sister asked me for 10k and I told I don’t have and that girl told me “ok ooo, life the per head now oo, everybody answer their father name “??? and we haven’t talk since last week. Every morning she will send motivational message to me on WhatsApp ???
— ❤️❤️?Promise Bella (@BellaPromzy) March 16, 2020
