IF I WAS A YAHOO BOY? ‘To all those out there thinking about the short gain, think big and think right’

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A Facebook user, simply identified as Scofield O Idehen, has written an interesting piece about the life of a Yahoo boy.

The lengthy piece reveals how Yahoo boys think and live extravagantly. See his write up below

“YAHOO BOY

While sitting at my window today trying to comprehend the amount of responsibility on my shoulders I heard a boy say if I was a YAHOO BOY�

Living in a porch apartment with a slay queen to wipe the codeine out of my mouth with a kiss while I breeze off to see my baby mama in my new 4matic my oyibo client just sent money for recently.

I will chill in a 5star hotel where people are paid to smile when they see me taking a selfie at the hotel lobby why my father’s age wheels down my bag to a waiting room with a new catch lying on the couch just so she could cash out some of those notes��

I would live a dream life even for a few minutes with my hairstyle looking like I just woke up from a 1year coma.

I will run and hid from the law enforcement agency and hid my iPhone 8 whenever I see a Hilux, just so you know, it’s part of the thrill, the main thing that makes it all fun and when I am caught………… #thisisnigeria #POS #transfer #350,000

I will go to the club and buy coffin load of Champagne at a friends friend party I was not invited to while my mum can’t remember the last time she ate meat pie. ��its part of the fast lane, its part of the high voltage, while should I care. After all, daybreak everywhere burst.

Living off people’s sweat like the short lifespan of a mosquito that could not manoeuvre the hard slap of reality.

Knowing tomorrow is not certain but why should I care, today is good enough

But I am not a YAHOO boy he said, I can never be one.

To all those out there thinking about the short gain, think big and think right. Good evening…I am Mr Animator.”

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