Some social media users are sharing some bizarre excuses given by their partners to call it quits with them.
A Nigerian Twitter user had taken to Twitter to ask other users to share their break up experience
@Stee_Vane tweeted:
“What’s the dumbest excuse anyone has given you for breaking up?”
It didn’t take long before Twitter users flooded the thread with their stories, the bizarre, the hilarious and some not fit for any category.
A lady Adejoke quoted the tweet and wrote via her handle @a_dejokee:
That I called him too much until his phone vibrated and fell inside a drum of water. So he can’t be with a destructive babe. https://t.co/1Y3KWyPSLH
— Lopsicles✨?? (@a_dejokee) November 25, 2019
Another user also wrote:
I found out he was cheating and contacted the other girls ?? uncle said I’m a bad person for making the othet girls sad?? that i should be sad alone instead of making the others join d sad party??
— Kirah_black (@Kirahblack) 26 November 2019
Tobi Ayandele said:
He said he wanted to get married very soon and he concluded that I wasn’t ready…my brothers and sisters, 7 years later, he is still not married???
— Bimmy_Grandeur°° (@ayandele_tobi) 26 November 2019
Yetunde Wells wrote:
this reminds me of a friend , her ex broke up with her with a wave
He was supposed to see her off,then he stayed up the stairs and she was down
He started waving and Gbam she never heard from him again— Yetunde Wells (@yetunede) 26 November 2019
For @nayomi_seth, she lost her boyfriend for not appreciating him when the man sent her money for her accommodation.
She tweeted:
Memories tho..he sent me accommodation fee and instead of me to say ‘thank you’, I said ” omg why did you have to pay it in my GTB, I prefer using the Zenith for school runs”…that was it oo..baba didn’t ask of me again. I called, he didn’t answer.
I kuku rest my case ni— ?IYAWO SETH? (@nayomi_seth) 26 November 2019
See other reactions:
My mom is a single mother and there is no way he will marry a girl that was raised by a single mother. I died and ressurected ?
— Ogu Olivia (@ogu_olivia) 26 November 2019
He heard his friend had knacked me… I was a virgin and the friend was just someone I turned down
— SONIA ❤️ (@sonicles__) 26 November 2019
My buttocks has increased too much and it will attract other men so he better leaves me
— karboo (@karboo11) 26 November 2019
Just that I’m a good guy, and I’ve been awesome, even the best thing that happened to her in a long time and she’s sure she’s never gonna find another person like me.
Then, she waka comot!
I’m still confused!— King_Olaa (@King_olaaa) 26 November 2019
The person who called you sunshine on Facebook, who is he? Enjoy yourself Mrs sunshine and that’s the end
— Maggiekhutie? (@Maggiebae03) 25 November 2019
Initially she just ghosted, then later came up with “I dont think I ever loved you” this came after dating for 2 years and 9 months.
— Samuel Adeleye (@sadeleye49) 26 November 2019
You’re too beautiful ??♀️ Smith wherever you are you’ll never marry a beautiful girl
— ClassyMushinBabe✨?? (@beckiegold1) 26 November 2019
My Pastor saw a Vision that I should put an end to my current relationship.
Came back after a few days only to meet me in 3 months relationship. ?
Always have a plan B. It’s very important in this life full of uncertainties.
— Your Neighbour ✪ (@MyNeighbourr) 26 November 2019
long distance realationship. I was in another country..she told me that I’m affecting her relationship with God.. that I’m of the world and she wants to drop things of the world…she’s lucky there was distance between us because I would have driven to her house for real answer.
— Botoku Jide. J10 (@Its_Jide) 26 November 2019
